A BrainCandy News Blast
Apple today announced that they will soon fold, due to customer demand for a phone that folds much like the loveable old clamshell phones they killed off for anyone under 70 in the oughts.
The problem right now is that the Gorilla Glass tends to crack when the iPhone is folded, but they are working on a solution for that, by making their Apple Silicon with silicone, so it is bendy like their StretchPhoneGold one-off custom concept.
“We discontinued our stretch goals, and we are already rolling our own, and committed to folding by October 2026, when the supply chain conditions of certain conflict minerals are more flexible, if there’s no other external forces that could help us gently fold them,” said Tim Apple, whom the most powerfully demented man in the world believes the company must have been named after.
The people and/or robots that are making the iPhones could not be reached for comment.
